New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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