I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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