Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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