A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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