I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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