We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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