I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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