If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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