Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want to have your abortion
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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