Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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