Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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