At least make sure they are 18
Why
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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