You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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