Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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