What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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