I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
where does the pee come out of this thing
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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