Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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