I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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