I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No subtext here. People are naked.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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