You made me cry and you don't even care
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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