I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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