Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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