Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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