names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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