There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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