The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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