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He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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