like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
