okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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