I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
So. Much. Porn.
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