Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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