Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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