who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
