So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
handjob tips. give me some.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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