did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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