haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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