i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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