I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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