I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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