You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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