I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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