I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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