I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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