I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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