it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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