No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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