But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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