if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
