Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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