Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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