What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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