wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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