im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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