you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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