so explain again why im purple
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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