so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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