So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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