No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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